Coworker #1 to other coworkers in elevator: This elevator got stuck with me in it yesterday! I was only stuck for about 30 seconds, but it was scary.
Coworker #2, cheerfully: It only takes 30 seconds to die!
Newton, MA
Overheard by: Hold Me
Coworker #1 to other coworkers in elevator: This elevator got stuck with me in it yesterday! I was only stuck for about 30 seconds, but it was scary.
Coworker #2, cheerfully: It only takes 30 seconds to die!
Newton, MA
Overheard by: Hold Me
it's monday morning and the lemmings are making their way in to their cubicles…
Employee #1: "how are you?"
Employee #2: "I don't know yet, but the trajectory is not looking good"
Delta, BC
Secretary: "you never tell me I'm right. You always have to find some tiny detail that's wrong!"
State's attorney: "my job is to make you all feel helpless when I'm not around."
Government Office in Chicago, IL
"man, it's just been on problem after another with trying to get a finger up this guy's butt." – er tech.
medical facility
small town, kansas
Young attorney, to middle-aged attorney: I have sleep insomnia!
Law Firm, Poydras Street
New Orleans, LA
Overheard by: IsisUptown
Developer: I think it's only funny to me because you don't think it's funny.
Broadway & Bleecker, NYC
*cubicle neighbour answers phone*.
"hey"
"oh jeez"
"human bites are worse than an animal."
Winnipeg, MB, Canada
20-something to another: Yeeeaah! And he broke my ashtray from Cancun!
Winnipeg
Canadia
Sales manager: The hardest meal during Passover is breakfast. No toast, no muesli, no cereal… it's impossible.
Colleague: What about bacon and eggs?
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Josh P
