Nurse #1 (looking at pictures on nurse #2's iphone): Y'all got that muddy from the race? And you showered with another man with your boyfriend right there?
Nurse #2: Yeah, two other men actually…
(everyone is staring and nurse 2 realizes it).
Nurse #2: Fully clothed!
Blackledge Face Center, Jackson, MS
Employee #1: I have a friend that would only hit on girls at the pool wearing onesies.
Employee #2: That will put you straight onto the sex offender list.
Detroit “the D”
Colleague: Can you swear in aprs? … Is "damn" a swear?
Bella Vista, NSW, Australia
Overheard by: Australians love to swear
employee 1 mentions something about taking off time at the end of the week for her grandmother's funeral.
Employee #2, voice dripping with incredulity: "your grandmother is still alive?"
Employee #1: "she was."
Employee #2: "I mean, until recently?"
200 e. van buren phoenix
do not throw pancakes in the office!
KC, MO
Overheard by: Jason
Pharmacist to doctor: "you are nothing in the tick world."
711 S.L. Young Blvd, Oklahoma City
Overheard by: freudian flip
Male employee said to a male coworker: "you're just mad because you like men."
Tucson
Boss: "jess is that you're real hair?"
Jess: "what?!"
Empire State Building
Overheard by: Erik
Team lead: Is it due today?
Project manager: Of course! Everything's due today! Except the stuff that was due yesterday…
1006 Market St
Harrisburg, PA
Overheard by: Justin
Guy #1: How can they expect me to care?
Guys #2-#4: (laughing).
230 S LaSalle, Chicago
Overheard by: Vichy Chicago
