shanequa? You can't name a dog shanequa! What? Wow, that must be one ugly dog.

Suburban Philadelphia

employee walks by with noodle bowl for lunch… Other employee yells out "give me a piece of that beef!"

East Hartford, CT

Informed decision-making:
Ks house insurance committee member: Have you reviewed the figure in the fiscal note that the department of revenue has submitted?
Reply by ks house majority leader: Yes, and I don’t know how they arrived at that figure. I don’t understand all the charts, but I do know that I don’t agree with it!
Committee member: Well, me either . . .

Under the Dome

Overheard by: Election day doesn't come soon enough

Senior developer: See? That's how this works.
Developer's boss: I'm not going to get any less confused, am I…

2050 Bleury, Montreal, QC, Canada

Saleswoman #1: Well, you never know.
Saleswoman b: I know that, and you know that, but do they know that?

Austin, TX

Overheard by: I know that, too!

Coworker: If you ever ever need a dead body, I'm your girl.

Chesapeake, VA

electrician "is there an electrician around?"

Surrey, BC

"I can do math! I know the difference between 106 and 85 is 22!"

Colorado Springs

female professional tells her pregnant coworker, who's wearing a black dress with white polka dots and a yellow belt above her stomach, how cute she looks.
Pregnant professional: It's the belt. Otherwise, I'd just be a pregnant woman in a polka dot dress.

1221 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY

Overheard by: formerteenhero

Noo yawk owffice manajah: Thanks for cawling *company name* how can I help you?… I'm sorry she's no longer wit us… What? No, she ain't dead she just don't work here no more!

New York City Office

Overheard by: Manhattman