But I Tried to Make It More Appealing with Sparkles and a Bow!

Chatty woman: Yeah, my hernia is the size of a baseball! Do you want to touch it?
Younger employee: Uh, no.
Chatty woman: Why not? Man, nobody wants to touch this thing.
Younger employee: Because it's disgusting, that's why!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: office moneky extraordinaire