Jewish executive: The CEO of [name] company is coming from Israel for negotiations.
Redneck executive (exasperated): I hate dealing with Israelis! They’re the hardest people to negotiate with. They’re never satisfied with any deal you work out.
Jewish executive: (silence)
Redneck executive: It’s like water torture!
Peon: Um, I think that’s the Chinese.
San Mateo, California
