And Milk Your Condition for All It's Worth?

Coworker #1: Hey, dude, can you cover the office this evening? I have the runs.
Coworker #2: No, I think my daughter wants me to pick her up.
Coworker #1: Dang, man, I guess I'll just eat some cheese.

Mayport, Florida

Overheard by: Bluevain Thunder