You Had Us at the Word “Spread”

Office guy: The spread is great! What are these? (points at mini cream puffs)
Office girl: I don't know, just try one.
Office guy: Um, okay.
Office girl, after popping one in her mouth: Ohmigod! I just had a squirt of awesomeness in my mouth!

Coral Gables, Florida

Overheard by: Dianna Plasencia