Two Words: Vasectomy, Vasectomy

A man holding a child’s hand meets up with a woman holding another child’s hand.

Man and woman, simultaneously: I thought he was with you!
Man, turning to go back inside: I told you this would happen if you let them outnumber us.

Outside Bloomingdale’s, 59th Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: Kim Siddorn