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Thought I’d Rob Your Punk Ass, Is Why

Employee: Can I help you find something?
Customer: No, you don’t have it.
Employee: Then why are you still here?

Northgate Mall
Seattle, Washington

  • Posted on July 28, 2015
  • Comebacks, Customers, Employees, Offers and requests, Washington
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