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Loan officer, groaning: What are we going to do with this guy?
Processor: We could always put a dead hooker in his trunk.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Nikki

  • Posted on January 25, 2010
  • Coworkers, Death, Illinois, Questions, Sexuality, Threats
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