Last Time I Tried That, My Cubicle Looked Like a Crime Scene

Shipping manager: What's wrong with you, little bit? I ain't seen you smile all day.
Short order entry lady: I got my period, so I'm in a bad mood.
Shipping manager: Well, you need to shake it off! Shake the devil off ya!

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Doesn't have the Devil in her