Don't Make Me Get Down on My Knees for It!

Male office worker #1, referring to college basketball brackets: Well, we're also giving $10 back to the person with the worst bracket.
Male office worker #2: That's bullshit! I should get something.
Female office worker: Wait, I deserve my money because I suck better than the rest of you!

Congressional Office
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Intern trying not to make a comment