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By the Time You Figure It Out, You’ll Be Retired

Employee #1: It went well. I have to pick some comp– Compet– Um…
Employee #2: Competencies?
Employee #1: Yeah! … What does that mean?

Charlotte, North Carolina

  • Posted on February 4, 2008
  • California, Coworkers, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Questions, Words
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