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Barry White Is to Them What a Cross Is to a Vampire

Coworker #1: Your outgoing message sounds like a whispering Barry White.
Coworker #2: Well, you know…there are a lot of fruities out there and I got to keep them away.

Dallas, Texas

  • Posted on June 29, 2023
  • Coworkers, General Idiocy, Music, Texas, Weirdness
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