After Her Last Album’s Failure, Ms. Wilson Went into a Bit of a Slump

Guy: Hey, can you tell me how to get to Billings, Montana?
Desk clerk: Yeah, just go north on 95, then east on 90. That’s the best way to get there.
Guy: Thanks! I just got fired. I’m a carnie. Carnie!

Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: They have small hands.