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12PM Order Pens

Co-worker #1: Why do you keep breaking your pens? That’s company property.
Co-worker #2: I break things so I don’t have to kill again.

120 East Shore Drive
Glen Allen, Virginia

Overheard by: Chris

  • Posted on March 22, 2015
  • Coworkers, Crazies, General Idiocy, Violence, Virginia
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