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…Which Explains Why I Was in the Bathroom All Morning.

Female intern: I hope I never deal with childbirth. I just want to lay an egg and be done with it.

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Billy

  • Posted on May 24, 2020
  • Family, Interns & Temps, Massachusetts, Wishes
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