This Supreme Court Justice Gig Is Everything I'd Dreamed!

Coworker on phone: My boss wasn't coming in till noon, so I showed up at 11:30 and sat around till he showed up and took everyone to lunch for three hours, and we all got hammered. When we got back I practiced pool for an hour and then left. So, yeah, it was another productive day.

Malibu, California

Overheard by: Why did I come in at 9am