They're a Good Source of Protein

Coworker #1: Ouch!
Coworker #2: What happened?
Coworker #1: I'm bleeding–I hit my elbow on my desk and knocked a scab off.
Coworker #2: Ooooh, can I have it?
Everybody: Cheryl*!
Coworker #2: I can't help it! I just love scabs!

Regional Medical Center
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Yes, she's real