The World Would Be Much Poorer Without Canadia

Male cubicle dweller #1: Tell you what, if you grow your hair shoulder-length, I'll braid it for you.
Male cubicle dweller #2: Deal!
Male cubicle dweller #1: Do you want me to sign a post-it or something… like a contract?
Male cubicle dweller #2: No, I trust you.

Laurier
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: They had no idea I was here