The Downside of Being Secretary to the Lord

Peon: So, why did you come in if you're sick?
Sick secretary: I came in because my boss needed me.
Peon (looking around office): But he's not even here!
Sick secretary (grimly): Oh, he's here. Believe me. He's here. He's definitely here.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: hope he's not here