Coworker #1: You ever fucked a girl so hard she bled?
Coworker #2: Nah, but I've seen it.
Coworker #1: You've seen it?!
Coworker #2: Yeah, I walked in on my mate and this girl.
Coworker #1: And you stayed around long enough to see that she was bleeding?!
Coworker #2: Well, it was my turn next.