Nah, the Saddle’s Just For This Guy I Sometimes Torture Sexually

Female admin: What were you doing here at 7:40?
Male admin: I was rummaging through your stuff.
Female admin: Find anything of interest? My stuff is pretty boring.
Male admin: Really? I found that riding crop quite interesting.
Female admin: What?! I ride horses!!
Male admin: That would explain the saddle.

80 Grasslands Road
Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief