It's So Awkward When I Stop Talking Because I've Hurt My Feelings
Coworker #1: (mumbles) Coworker #2: Hah? Coworker #1: Hah? Oh, I am just talking to myself. Coworker #2: Oh. As long as you are not answering yourself. Coworker #1: I do! I don't want to be rude!
