I’m Considering Bumping It up to ‘Ti-Mika’ If I Make Partner

Ghetto girl #1: Yeah, and that’s why I changed my name.
Ghetto girl #2: For real? What was it before?
Ghetto girl #1: I changed it from Te-mika to Ta-mika. Sounds more professional.
Ghetto girl #2: Oooh girl, you know you right.

1300 19th Street
Washington, DC

Overheard by: KilThor