Coworker #1: Why aren't the signs vertical?
Coworker #2: Umm… because they're not. That's how we make the signs.
Coworker #1: Why not? There are lots of Japanese people in that town. They would appreciated vertical signs!
Coworker #2: Um… There are absolutely no Japanese people in that town. You should know, you used to live there!
Coworker #1: Oh yeah, that's right. I drove them all out of town.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
