I Wondered Why We Kept Receiving Nipple Clamps for the Toys for Tots Drive

Worker #1: Ohmigod! I was typing a letter and I was typing really fast and instead of typing “tots” I typed “tits”!
Worker #2, underwhelmed: Really? That's funny.
Worker #1: No, really!! I typed “tits,” like t-i-t-s, at least I think that's how you spell it.

Jefferson City, Missouri