I Should Be in the Ladies’ Room Getting Ready for My Date with the CEO

Loud lady on cell: [Supervisor] called this morning to see if I was coming in. What does he care? I had a meeting this morning with him and Sam*. What were they going to do, ask me why I haven’t been performing well? Did they want me to say I’ve asked to be transferred more than once because I’ve been sleeping with my supervisor and he won’t stop harassing me? You know, I probably shouldn’t be talking about this right in front of my office.

371 Hoes Lane
Piscataway, New Jersey

Overheard by: Justtryingtohaveacigarette