Receptionist: Would you like to keep the box it came in?
Admin: Hmm… No, it's okay, thanks.
Receptionist: That box was really cool because it just folds down. You don't have to cut any tape off because it doesn't need tape.
Admin: Damn! Missed out on a good one.
Receptionist: It's still here!
Admin: I think I have too many. But how often do you come across a really great box?
Receptionist: What have our lives come to?
Overheard by: cardboard cut