Employee #1: So my car got hit in the parking lot yesterday.
Clueless employee: Yeah, I've gotten banged a few times in the parking lot.
Employee #2, choking on bagel: Cough, cough!
Clueless employee: Wow, are you okay?
Employee #2: Yeah, (coughs) I need to leave the room… fast.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: That's what she said…