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…Because I Was Raised Right.

Legal assistant to coworker: If I'm going to kill my liver, I'm sure as hell not going to let ibuprofen do it –I'm going to have fun and let alcohol do me in.

Durango, Colorado

  • Posted on March 12, 2015
  • Colorado, Drinking, Lawyers, Substance Use & Abuse, Wishes
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