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And Your Offspring Will Come Out with Sparkling Teeth

Office worker: To me, Clorox cleans everything. They figure out a way to put Clorox inside a body, and you'll have a cure for Aids.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: anyabelisle

  • Posted on April 29, 2015
  • Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Illinois
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