And Don't Think I Didn't See You Kissing My Boyfriend Under the Football Bleachers!

Boss: I think I'll have a sandwich now.
Employee: Okay, cool.
Boss: What's cool about that?
Employee: Nothing.
Boss: Why'd you say it then?
Employee: You're so difficult!
Boss: No, you're difficult!

New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty