Allow Me to Execute the Awkward Turtle Hand Gesture

Paper-white new dad: Would like you to see a picture of my son?
Coworker: Oh, he's so cute! What ethnicity is your wife?
Paper-white new dad: She's Spanish.
Coworker: Oh, I love brown babies.
Paper-white new dad: What, excuse me?

West 22nd Street
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Phil F.