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…All Over My Chin

Old lady: I like them when they're big and juicy like that.
Older lady: Yeah, all dark and purpley, so good.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

  • Posted on December 2, 2020
  • Colors, Friends, New Jersey, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness
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