Old, crazy worker lady: Hey, what department do you work in?
New girl: I work in XYZ department*.
Old, crazy worker lady: Oh, what do you do there?
New girl: I’m an assistant.
Old, crazy worker lady: Oh, you’re a lawyer?
New girl: No, I’m an assistant. My name’s Erin Murray*.
Old, crazy worker lady: Oh, Erin Murray! Oh, I know her — I’m a big fan of her work.
South Carolina
Overheard by: stuck in sc