The Weather: The Ultimate in Banal Officespeak

Coworker #1: Weather said 50% chance of rain.
Coworker #2: Psh! Yeah, right!
Coworker #3: But…it did rain.
Coworker #2: Yeah, a little. Like maybe fifty raindrops, but sure as hell no fifty percent.

9482 Ajax Road
McGregor Range, New Mexico