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Some Mornings I Forget to Attach It at All

Guy descending escalator: Every time I pull down my pants I look down and it’s like, ‘Oh! I forgot it was there.’

Pier 70
Seattle, Washington

  • Posted on June 17, 2026
  • Gossip, Strangers, Washington
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