Sir, You’ll Have to Take Your Green Tiger Outside

Customer with CD: Don’t make fun of the Transformers.
Bookseller: I’m not making fun. I had that soundtrack. I lost it in the hurricane.
Customer with CD: Well, you can’t have mine.
Bookseller: I have The Matrix.
Customer with CD: I have the touch.
Passing customer: And I have the power!

Barnes & Noble, Irving Mall
Irving, Texas

Overheard by: shelving drone