She Doesn’t Need to Work, but She’s in It for the SWAG

Supervisor: I have to clean this place up today before one of the company reps shows up!
Worker: Are they bringing us some squishy balls?!
Supervisor: No… Oh, not that kind of rep — this guy is from one of the companies that pays us.
Worker: What? Are they at least bringing some candy? Candy! Candy! Candy! Yay, candy!

University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Rasputin