Or We Could Just Get Drunk on Punch and Have Sub-Par Sex, Like Usual?

Cube rat #1: Hey, didn’t they have one of those money-tubes here at the Thanksgiving party last year?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, where you jump in and catch the money? I got 20 bucks!
Cube rat #1: Hmmm. They should do something festive for the holiday… like canned hams in the tube!

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San Diego, California

Overheard by: Amused