No, for You, Dad. You’ve Got to Cut Back on the Krispy Kremes

14-year-old girl: Hi, I need a 36 double-D bra with no underwire and no padding.
11-year-old brother: Yeah! No padding!
Redneck dad: Son… Are you fixin’ to buy one of them things for yourself?

Victoria’s Secret, Apple Blossom Mall
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Joanna