Manager: That’s how I graduated from one of the top five business schools in this country [leaves].
Cubicle chick: Is anyone else proud of him? I’m proud of him.
Manager, returning: I cheated my way through business school, and that’s how I graduated at the top of my class.
Cubicle chick: Mr. Kline*!
Manager, back in own office: I didn’t know what I was doing, so I just cheated all through school. And that’s how I graduated.
Cubicle chick: Sooo… Does that mean I can cheat, too?
Manager: No!
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