I've Started Hiring Little Kids to Crouch Down and Push the Pedals for Me

Fat, older employee: How long is that marathon you're running in?
Marathon runner employee: 26.2 miles.
Fat, older employee: 26.2 miles?! Are you kidding me? I can't even drive that long in my car without getting tired!

La Jolla, California

Overheard by: Punkgrrl25