He’s Been Cultivating That Line Since the First Time He Saw Ethan Hawke

Old coworker: What the hell is that on your chin?
Hipster coworker: I’m growing out my goatee.
Old coworker: Why the fuck would you do that?
Hipster coworker: A girl last night at the bar told me it looks sexy.
Old coworker: It looks like a buffer pad for a high speed cocksucker.

43 West 42nd Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: You’ll Get Crumbs In It