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Enough with the N Word

Clerk: What is your license plate number?
Customer: Five, T like ‘Tom,’ N like ‘Knife,’ L like ‘Lion*,’ five, two, seven*.
Clerk: N like ‘knife’?
Customer: That’s right!

DMV
Virginia

  • Posted on May 9, 2026
  • Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Virginia
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