Don’t People Usually Get Whiter Staying at the Seattle Ritz?

Suit #1: So, I heard they put you up at the Ritz in Seattle!
Suit #2: They did! I stayed there over the weekend. It was so nice…
Suit #1: Gangsta, son, gangsta.
Suit #2: That’s how I roll, homie.

Rockville, Maryland

Overheard by: Amused