Security guy: Um, can I help you?
Admin guy: No, I’m fine. I work here.
Security guy: Well, do you recognize me?
Admin guy: Um, yeah. I see you every day.
Security guy: I’ve never seen you before. Do I look different?
Admin guy: No.
Security guy: I’m older than when you last saw me.
606 St. Paul Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: lexbean
