Tech support rep: …the accelerator card. No, the one connected to your array. OK, uplug that.
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Tech support rep: OK, are you grounded?
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Tech support rep: OK, gently pull it from the slot.
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Tech support rep: Now lick it.
Pause, snickering, then slight panic.
Tech support rep: No sir. I was just kidding.
290 Donald Lynch Blvd.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Overheard by: James McCabe
