Requiring a Constant Airflow Across Her Cooling Fins

Lady #1: Yeah, so I saw Evie* over at the courthouse, and she yells at me, ‘Yo, girl, you wearin’ panties?’ And so I say back, ‘Yeah, I sho’ am!’ Her mother gets right up and tells me she ain’t wearin’ any panties.
Lady #2: Haha. Why she at court?
Lady #1: Some probation thing.

1340 Forest Avenue
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: Reggie Queen